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everything you love will die a horrific fiery death
Why can't we just be content being ourselves?

jon
Jun 30, 20222 min read


i fucking hate the fucking lakers
We all grow up. It just... takes a while sometimes.

jon
Jun 23, 202210 min read


it's time
yeah, it's... just an excuse for a bruce buffer thumbnail. but maybe there's something to look forward to in life after all

jon
Jun 21, 20223 min read


on mario
on copium and pixlr.com, complete with an ode to former Oregon HC Mario Cristobal

jon
Dec 6, 20213 min read


on writing, waffles, and sister-wives
jon loses his mind for 8,298 words over... oh god. it's the domegirl post, isn't it? well, you were warned.

jon
Nov 1, 202130 min read


yup, it's the domegirl notes
domegirl thoughts and ramblings that didn't fit with the main post. now featuring 7 pages of insanit-- I mean my handwritten notes

jon
Nov 1, 20216 min read


for once, and for all - a brief nisekoi manifesto
- except it's just a character ranking. I wrote this because a Nisekoi character song featuring Kosaki on the cover with her hair kinda...

jon
Mar 18, 20191 min read


on this whole superstar loyalty thing
Because I haven't written about loyalty enough already: This is for those of you who may be upset or angry about superstar loyalty -...

jon
Feb 9, 20192 min read


on blowing your load
***BIG 'OL FUCKING SPOILERS FOR GURREN LAGANN AND TENSLIME BELOW*** I am surprised at how much I enjoy Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken...

jon
Nov 26, 20183 min read


My Top 60 Characters
Yeah we doin this. Get ready for some shit that I will probably regret and keep tweaking until 2020 There is no rubric. All I'm thinking...

jon
Oct 16, 201830 min read


3x3x3
It's actually now been a little over 3 years since my sister first introduced me to anime, but in honor of 3 long years with this medium,...

jon
Sep 16, 20181 min read


on time: a maquia review
I honestly didn't think I'd get a chance to see Maquia until 2019. But after a whirlwind eleven days in China featuring 3 missed trains,...

jon
Jul 19, 20185 min read


on horses, hardship, and heart
I highly, highly recommend going and watching Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, even just to see if it's your thing. Otherwise, spoilers below. I...

jon
Jun 10, 20186 min read


10 things I 好き'd and didn't 好き: Winter 2018
This one is actually on time!! (hahaha I wrote this right after my birthday in March and then shelved it until now WOOPS) A few aren't...

jon
Jun 4, 20185 min read


a winding and unorganized monologue on: shokugeki
Putting this out there right off the bat: Spoilers through Shokugeki chapter 260. I highly recommend finding out what happens organically...

jon
Apr 23, 20183 min read


on cabernet
-off the top, here goes. this post is about anime. DON’T SKIP ENDINGS OR YOU WILL EARN MY WRATH- If you haven’t heard, history was made...

jon
Mar 19, 20183 min read


things I 好き’d and didn’t 好き: fall 2017
Yeah, I know this is late as fuck. It’s March and I don’t even know what I want to do for winter 2018 but WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET’S RUN...

jon
Mar 9, 20184 min read


on toblerone
Neo Yokio was a pleasant surprise. I had one eyebrow raised almost constantly from the moment I heard about it, and I really wasn’t...

jon
Mar 9, 20182 min read


on crabs, cliches, and demodogs
I love food. Much unlike my little sister I’ve never been a picky eater, and I’m kinda notorious as the sarlacc of my friend group — a ...

jon
Dec 2, 20172 min read


on poodles
I started this all the way back when Yuri!!! on ICE first hit the airwaves, and I pretty much say everything I want to about the subject....

jon
Dec 2, 20173 min read
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